IsaacHock 1:18 Sat Dec 28
Phrases you can use at B&Q or during sex...
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Away you go...
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collyrob
1:22 Sat Dec 28
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“Cocktail sausage anyone?”
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Swiss.
1:27 Sat Dec 28
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That'll make a nice rack.
Is that a 2 for 1 offer?
Now fuck off !
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stewey
1:28 Sat Dec 28
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Careful this sausage is HOT!!!!
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claypole
1:28 Sat Dec 28
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It burns!!
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arsene york-hunt
1:29 Sat Dec 28
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I can't stand all that noise during sex, Yes! yes! ohhh, you're!!! the best!! etc. etc.
At B&Q which aisle are the screwdrivers in
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Gary Strodders shank
1:30 Sat Dec 28
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Where’s the Gsffer tape ?
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only1billybonds
1:33 Sat Dec 28
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'I have a sizzling RACK with your name on it'
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Fifth Column
1:35 Sat Dec 28
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I'll need four metres of rope, two clamps and some sandpaper.
What?
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Gary Strodders shank
1:37 Sat Dec 28
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Is it still 20% off for pensioners on a Tuesday ?.
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IsaacHock
1:41 Sat Dec 28
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We need a clean up on aisle 2.
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collyrob
1:57 Sat Dec 28
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collyrob 1:22 Sat Dec 28
LOL, I thought this said BBQ
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Westside
2:02 Sat Dec 28
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Which aisle is it in?
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Mike the Hammer
2:10 Sat Dec 28
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There's no bloody way I'm going in there.
It'll be rammed on a bank holiday.
The painters are in and I need something to cover the furniture.
Do you have any batteries that fit this?
You go and have fun. I'll wait in the car and listen to the radio.
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Mike Oxsaw
2:11 Sat Dec 28
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Have you tried HomeBase?
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mallard
2:14 Sat Dec 28
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Where can I get a cheap screw?
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Dan M
2:15 Sat Dec 28
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Fuck this for a lark, I'll pay for a professional to do it.
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Darlo Debs
2:18 Sat Dec 28
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Where do you put the padlock keys
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:15 Sat Dec 28
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I need a tool to blast my pipes clean.
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Darlo Debs
3:28 Sat Dec 28
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Where can i hire a shower fitter from?
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Nurse Ratched
3:35 Sat Dec 28
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It's bigger than I was expecting. Better get some WD40.
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